The Bratzis
Background
The Bratzis are foot tall bratwurst men with concentrated sauerkraut for blood created by Andronicus Arcane.
During the events of Yoga Hosers (2016) played by Kevin Smith
As Ichabod is leaving the store, a Bratzi watches him. While Toilet Paper Man is walking home with his toilet paper, he hears a noise and is then attacked and killed when a Bratzi climbs into his butt. As a Bratzi is walking toward Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie, Colleen M.'s phone rings and the Bratzi runs away. After trying to kill Colleen M., Hunter Calloway suddenly screams out and thrashes on the ground and a Bratzi comes out of his mouth. As Gordon Greenleaf is about to kill Colleen with a hammer, a Bratzi enters his anus and kills him. The Bratzi chases Colleen C. until it is grabbed by Colleen M. who throws it into the microwave and heats it until it explodes. Another Bratzi appears and the Colleens pull it apart. More Bratzis appear and the Colleens use yoga to kill The Bratzis. As they are searching for the hidden entrance Guy Lapointe hears the Colleens scream and as he goes into the bathroom he is injected with a sleep serum by a Bratzi. He and the Colleens are taken into the secret underground bunker where Andronicus sits eating Pucky Charms cereal. He tells them, his job was to build a clone army that would conquer Canada and the United States. He tells them he used his own DNA and made the Bratzis out of German shipped bratwurst and sauerkraut and then placed himself in a cryogenic chamber that was supposed to last for 100 years. He tells them after he was unfrozen he would go into the store after it closed and watch Netflix and has sculpted a new piece, the Goalie Golem, He lets the Colleens go so they can photograph him so he can make it in Them Weekly magazine in the Just Like Us section, but they tell him they don't have their phones. Andronicus gets upset and has the remaining Bratzis climb into the Goalie Golem and The Bratzis animate the Goalie Golem. Andronicus then sets the Goalie Golem loose to kill all the art critics in Canada. When the Colleens go to stop the Goalie Golem, the Goalie Golem goes to attack them and Andronicus yells at them to stop, but is then killed by the Goalie Golem. The Colleens destroy the Goalie Golem by hitting it and then crushing The Bratzis that fall out when they hit it.
