Sitterson

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Sitterson

Background

Sitterson works in administration at the sacrificial temple.

During the events of The Cabin in the Woods (2011) played by Richard Jenkins

Hadley is telling Sitterson about his issues with his wife at home when Lin tells them that Stockholm failed and now it is up to either Japan or their team. Sitterson asks Lin if she is going to join the betting pool and then Hadley insults Lin by bringing up that the scenario has only failed once, which was the Chem Department's fault, which Lin belongs to. When Dana, Jules, Curt, Holden and Marty start their journey to the cabin, Clean Man notifies headquarters that they are on their way. Hadley and Sitterson enter their office and have their identities checked by Truman. When they arrive, Sitterson tells everyone the project is live. Lin tells Sitterson that she recommends a boost to Jule's libido and tells Sitterson they put a chemical in the hair dye Jules used to lower her cognition. Mordecai calls and gets upset when he realizes he is on speaker phone and is being made fun of by the others. Sitterson sets up the betting pool on what creature or creatures will be chosen to kill the college students. Hadley and Sitterson explain to Truman that while they get the victims to go into the cellar, the victims choose how they die. When Dana starts to read Patience Buckner's diary, Sitterson declares a winner and the maintenance department and Ronald the Intern wins the pot. Labcoat Girl tells Sitterson she should win too as she picked zombies as the killers, but he points out Dana picked the Zombie Redneck Torture Family, which is different. Hadley complains to Sitterson that Curt almost called forth the Merman and he is worried he will never see a Merman. Curt and Jules leave the cabin to have sex. Hadley and Sitterson change the temperature of the area Jules and Curt are in and add a pheromone mist. The attacks begin and when Curt suggests they stay together, Sitterson releases a gas and Curt suddenly suggests they should split up. In Kyoto, Japan the Japanese School Girls are able to transform Japanese Floaty Girl into a frog by standing in a circle and singing. Lin video calls Sitterson and he gets upset that the Japanese team failed. Hadley notices the tunnel away from the cabin is still open. Sitterson runs to the demolition department and asks them why the tunnel isn't destroyed and one of the Demo Guys tells him their was a glitch. Sitterson manages to hotwire the console next to Demo Girl and causes the tunnel to blow up. After Curt and Holden are killed, the team starts to celebrate. Sitterson walks up to Demo Guys and Demo Girl and they tell him their was a glitch from upstairs. The phone starts to ring and Hadley tells someone on the other end that everything should have gone as planned. Dana and Marty find the elevator to the temple. Dana presses the purge button and the entire building is then attacked by monsters. Truman is attacked by The Scarecrow Folk and he uses a grenade, which kills them and him. Hadley is knocked to the ground by the blast and killed by a Merman. Lin is grabbed by a giant octopus tentacle and Sitterson escapes into a tunnel. As he is running down the tunnel, he is accidentally impaled by Dana who is holding the trowel. Before dying he tells Dana to kill Marty.