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== During the events of [[Yoga Hosers (2016)]] played by [[Johnny Depp]] == | == During the events of [[Yoga Hosers (2016)]] played by [[Johnny Depp]] == | ||
Guy introduces himself to [[Colleen Collette]] and [[Colleen McKenzie]] and in the library they mention how they remember him. He shows them a photo of [[Toilet Paper Man]] and tells them Toilet Paper Man was a fugitive from the law and he asks them questions about their encounter with Toilet Paper Man. Before leaving he tells them Toilet Paper Man was killed. After the Colleens are arrested for the murder of [[Hunter Calloway]] and [[Gordon Greenleaf]], [[Rogue Cop]] sneaks Guy into the Colleens' interrogation room. Guy tells them [[Ms. McKenzie]] is trying to bail them out but the Royal Canadian Mounted Police | Guy introduces himself to [[Colleen Collette]] and [[Colleen McKenzie]] and in the library they mention how they remember him. He shows them a photo of [[Toilet Paper Man]] and tells them Toilet Paper Man was a fugitive from the law and he asks them questions about their encounter with Toilet Paper Man. Before leaving he tells them Toilet Paper Man was killed. After the Colleens are arrested for the murder of [[Hunter Calloway]] and [[Gordon Greenleaf]], [[Rogue Cop]] sneaks Guy into the Colleens' interrogation room. Guy tells them [[Ms. McKenzie]] is trying to bail them out but the Royal Canadian Mounted Police won't let serial killers out on bail. They tell him [[The Bratzis]] killed Hunter and Gordon and he tells them he went to the store and found the remains of a Bratzi and shows them a land purchase agreement from 1939 in which [[Adrien Arcand]] bought acreage that the store now sits on. Colleen C. tells Guy he has to get them out so she can show him the store's secret passage. Guy breaks them out of the police department and they get upset when they find out he also didn't steal their cellphones from the police. Guy hears the Colleens scream and as he goes into the bathroom he is injected with a sleep serum by a Bratzi. He and the Colleens are taken into the secret underground bunker where [[Andronicus Arcane]] sits eating Pucky Charms cereal. To make them feel more secure Andronicus speaks to them mimicking Al Pacino, who neither Colleen correctly know of. He tells them, his job was to build a clone army that would conquer Canada and the United States. He tells them he used his own DNA and made the Bratzis out of German shipped bratwurst and sauerkraut and then placed himself in a cryogenic chamber that was supposed to last for 100 years. When the Colleens blew the power out during practice one time, Andronicus' generator stopped and he was woken up and his Bratzis were stunted. He tells them after he was unfrozen he would go into the store after it closed and watch Netflix and has sculpted a new piece, the [[Goalie Golem]], He lets the Colleens go so they can photograph him so he can make it in Them Weekly magazine in the Just Like Us section, but they tell him they don't have their phones. Andronicus gets upset and has the remaining Bratzis climb into the Goalie Golem and The Bratzis animate the Goalie Golem. Andronicus then sets the Goalie Golem loose to kill all the art critics in Canada. When the Colleens go to stop the Goalie Golem, the Goalie Golem goes to attack them and Andronicus yells at them to stop, but is then killed by the Goalie Golem. The Colleens destroy the Goalie Golem by hitting it and then crushing The Bratzis that fall out when they hit it. | ||
Latest revision as of 19:40, 9 August 2020
Background
Guy Lapointe is a man hunter and author of the book Guy Lapointe and the Quite Queer Case of the Manitoba Manatee from Quebec.
During the events of Yoga Hosers (2016) played by Johnny Depp
Guy introduces himself to Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie and in the library they mention how they remember him. He shows them a photo of Toilet Paper Man and tells them Toilet Paper Man was a fugitive from the law and he asks them questions about their encounter with Toilet Paper Man. Before leaving he tells them Toilet Paper Man was killed. After the Colleens are arrested for the murder of Hunter Calloway and Gordon Greenleaf, Rogue Cop sneaks Guy into the Colleens' interrogation room. Guy tells them Ms. McKenzie is trying to bail them out but the Royal Canadian Mounted Police won't let serial killers out on bail. They tell him The Bratzis killed Hunter and Gordon and he tells them he went to the store and found the remains of a Bratzi and shows them a land purchase agreement from 1939 in which Adrien Arcand bought acreage that the store now sits on. Colleen C. tells Guy he has to get them out so she can show him the store's secret passage. Guy breaks them out of the police department and they get upset when they find out he also didn't steal their cellphones from the police. Guy hears the Colleens scream and as he goes into the bathroom he is injected with a sleep serum by a Bratzi. He and the Colleens are taken into the secret underground bunker where Andronicus Arcane sits eating Pucky Charms cereal. To make them feel more secure Andronicus speaks to them mimicking Al Pacino, who neither Colleen correctly know of. He tells them, his job was to build a clone army that would conquer Canada and the United States. He tells them he used his own DNA and made the Bratzis out of German shipped bratwurst and sauerkraut and then placed himself in a cryogenic chamber that was supposed to last for 100 years. When the Colleens blew the power out during practice one time, Andronicus' generator stopped and he was woken up and his Bratzis were stunted. He tells them after he was unfrozen he would go into the store after it closed and watch Netflix and has sculpted a new piece, the Goalie Golem, He lets the Colleens go so they can photograph him so he can make it in Them Weekly magazine in the Just Like Us section, but they tell him they don't have their phones. Andronicus gets upset and has the remaining Bratzis climb into the Goalie Golem and The Bratzis animate the Goalie Golem. Andronicus then sets the Goalie Golem loose to kill all the art critics in Canada. When the Colleens go to stop the Goalie Golem, the Goalie Golem goes to attack them and Andronicus yells at them to stop, but is then killed by the Goalie Golem. The Colleens destroy the Goalie Golem by hitting it and then crushing The Bratzis that fall out when they hit it.