Terry Pratchett's Hogfather (2006)
Death must save Christmas as an assassin breaks into the Tooth Fairy's castle in order to kill the Hogfather.
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Characters/Groups
Vernon Crumley - Tony Robinson
The Voice of Death - Ian Richardson
The Voice of the Raven - Neil Pearson
Corporal Nobbs - Nicholas Tennant
Constable Visit - Richard Katz
The Dean - John Franklyn-Robbins
Lecturer in Recent Runes - Timothy Bateson
Chair of Indefinite Studies - John Boswall
Twyla - Madeleine Rackic Platt
Tooth Fairy/Bogey Man - Bridget Turner
Pixie Helper - Gregor Henderson-Begg
Bobble Hat Child - Martha Katz
Bobble Hat Child's Mother - Rachel Edwards
Grotto Hogfather - Dominic Borelli
Young Albert - Fox Jackson-Keen
Slimazel the Bogeyman - Don Wetherhead
Additional Voices - Andy Robb
Verruca Gnome/Hair Loss Fairy - Danny Da Costa
Ma Lillywhite - Maggie McCarthy
Small Boy's Sister - Lydia Altman
Death of Rats - Dorckey Hellmice
The Toymaker - Terry Pratchett
Mustrum Ridcully - Joss Ackland
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Detailed Synopsis
"Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. There is the constant desire to find out where. Where is the point where it all began? But much, much later than that, the Discworld was formed. Drifting onwards through space atop four elephants on the shell of a giant turtle, the great Great A'Tuin|A'Tuin. It was some time after its creation when most people forgot that the very oldest stories of the beginning are, sooner or later, about blood. At least, that's one theory. The philosopher Didactylos has suggested an alternative hypothesis. Things just happen, what the hell? And so our story begins in Ankh-Morpork, the twin city of proud Ankh and pestilent Morpork, the biggest city in Discworld, a city where magic is just another job, and where the Tower of Art of the Unseen University for Wizards looms over all the dark, narrow streets. Our story begins on a midwinter festival bearing a remarkable similarity to your Christmas. And so, it was the night before Hogswatch."
Susan (Hogfather)|Susan tells Twyla and Gawain a bedtime story about Jack and the Beanstock, but in the perspective that Jack is the bad guy. Twyla asks Susan if the Hogfather is coming and Gawain asks when he will arrive. Susan tells them if they don't believe in the Hogfather, then he won't come. At the Guild of Assassins, Lord Downey gets a visit from one of the Auditors. He offers him three million dollars in order for the Assassins Guild to destroy the Hogfather. Meanwhile, the Hogfather is making his rounds delivering toys. Susan gets a knock on her window, but tells whoever it is to go away and shortly after, Twyla walks in and tells her she is afraid of the monster in the cellar. Guest 1 sees Susan carrying a fire poker and tells Mrs Gaiter, Mr Gaiter and the part guests. Mrs Gaiter asks Susan what she is doing, and Susan explains she is going to use it to kill the monster. Carter brings in tea for Lord Downey and goes to fetch another cup for Teatime, who has suddenly appeared in the room. Lord Downey goes over Teatime's assassination of Sir George and shows him a drawing of the Hogfather. The Gaiters and party guests listen as Susan gets rids of the monster and as she leaves the cellar, Mr Gaiter claps for her and congratulates her. After the guests leave, Susan drags a bag with the monster outside and kicks outside. Teatime tells Lord Downey the task will be difficult, but he has already thought about how to kill the Hogfather and Death and takes the job. Death notices something is amiss and takes his sword and scythe. Teatime has a meeting with Medium Dave, Banjo, Chickenwire and Mr Sideney. Twyla tells Susan there is a monster under her bed and finds Slimazel the Bogeyman hiding under Twyla's bed. Susan warns Slimazel to go away and he flees. Mr Brown shows up at the meeting and Teatime punches Banjo in the mouth, knocking out one of his teeth. As Violet collects Banjo's tooth she is grabbed, while Teatime hijacks Ernie (Hogfather)|Ernie's carriage. Banjo carries Violet and puts her in Ernie's carriage and the others get inside. Banjo reminds Medium Dave that their mom told them not to hit girls. Teatime then tells Ernie to drive to the Unseen University. Ponder Stibbons tells The Bursar that they no longer have a radiation shield as Hex advised it was needed. Ponder then shows The Bursar a thaumic particle accelerator the students built. The Bursar runs to The Dean and asks him if he has seen the Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic. The Chair of Indefinite Studies suggests he ask the Lecturer in Recent Runes and an explosion erupts. Mustrum Ridcully walks into the room and says in his day as a student he wouldn't be studying the night before Hogswatch. He tells tells The Bursar and the others that he is going to reopen former Archchancellor Weatherwax's old bathroom. Ernie drives the carriage to a wall behind the Unseen University and Teatime takes some magic powder that Ernie has and throws it at the wall and a portal forms. Teatime then kills Ernie and drives the carriage through the portal. The Auditors appear and one of them figures out that Teatime is going after the Tooth Fairy/Bogey Man in order to control the minds of children. Death comes to collect Ernie