Bad Santa (2003)
A Santa and Elf team of con artists move from city to city robbing businesses on Christmas day.
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Characters/Groups
Hindustani Troublemaker - Ajay Naidu
Milwaukee Mother - Lorna Scott
Milwaukee Boy - Harrison Bieker
Milwaukee Mom with Photo - Alex Borstein
Drum Set Girl - Alexandra Korhan
Milwaukee Bratty Kid - Dylan Charles
Milwaukee Security Guard - Billy Gardell
Milwaukee Bartender - Lisa Ross
Miami Bartender - Bryan Callen
Big Booty Woman - Grace Calderon
Photo Elf - Christine Pichardo
Nintendo Deer Hunter 3 Boy - Bucky Dominick
Fraggle-Stick Boy - Hayden Bromberg
Skateboard Bully - Max Van Ville
Woman in Food Court - Hallie Singleton
Watching Boys - Cody Strauch and Marshall Dvorin
Phoenix Security Guard - Curtis Taylor
Police Chief - Sheriff John Bunnell
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Detailed Synopsis
While sitting at a bar in Milwaukee, Willie narrates all the bad things that have gone on during his life. He then walks out of the bar and vomits in the alley. Milwaukee Mother and Milwaukee Boy ride the mall escalator to the Santa display and Milwaukee Boy exclaims in wonder. Marcus hands a printed photo to Milwaukee Mom with Photo, which shows Willie staring at the ground and her daughter staring off to the side, and Milwaukee Mom with Photo declines to buy more copies. Drum Set Girl tells Willie she wants a drum set for Christmas. Milwaukee Bratty Kid is next and tells Willie, he isn't the real Santa, and Willie bumps him off his lap. After the last kid is done, Marcus walks over to Willie and notices Willie peed himself. Milwaukee Security Guard says goodbye to the departing shoppers and employees, but stops Willie as he is trying to leave. He tells Willie his pants look baggy and insinuates Willie is using them to hide something, but Willie insults him and walks out. Milwaukee Security Guard initiates the mall store alarm system and a timer starts. Marcus, who was hiding as a snowman in the Christmas display runs to the alarm and turns it off. He opens the back door and lets Willie in and Willie starts breaking into the safe while Marcus grabs items from the store based off of a list he has. Willie gets the safe open and they gather the money and get into a van driven by Lois and drive away. Willie and Marcus go to a bar and Willie buys Marcus a shot from Milwaukee Bartender. Marcus tells Willie he is taking longer to break open the safes and Willie tells him he is going to retire and buy a bar on the beach in Miami. Marcus doesn't believe him and tells Willie, he is just going to drink his money away.
Several months later at Miami Beach, Willie is standing behind a bar cutting limes. Miami Bartender walks up to him and tells him to get away from behind his bar, Willie chugs a shot and curses at Miami Bartender and Miami Bartender physically throws him out of the bar. Willie then eats a corn dog and watches a women playing volleyball. His alarm goes off at 11:15 am and he throws it into his apartment wall and chugs the remainder of a beer. He walks up to a valet booth and steals a bunch of keys. He presses the clickers on the key rings and then steals a Jaguar and drives to the address on the vehicle registration card. He eats and drinks from the fridge in the house and then steals money from the safe. He goes to a strip joint and picks up a waitress and brings her home. Willie listens to his phone messages and gets one from Marcus, who tells him to meet him in Phoenix.
Several days later, in Phoenix, Arizona, walk to their first day of work. Harrison angrily takes the mall escalator down as Bob Chipeska explains to him why he was fired and replaced with Willie and Marcus. Harrison calls Willie and Marcus hacks and Chipeska introduces himself to them. As Big Booty Woman walks by, Willie stares intently at her butt. Willie overhears Chipeska talk about their performance and accuses him of talking about his genitalia. Marcus is forced to try and smooth things over and blames Willie's comments on low blood sugar. Chipeska goes to Gin and tells him what Willie said and mentions Marcus. Marcus tries to get the kids excited and asks Photo Elf if she has seen Willie. Photo Elf tells him Willie is in the back drunk. Marcus goes and yells at Willie and tells him to act professional. Nintendo Deer Hunter 3 Boy sneezes ice cream all over Willie's face and then asks for a Nintendo Deer Hunter game. Barbie Girl is next and after she asks for a Barbie Girl, she accidentally steps on Willie's foot. Fraggle-Stick Boy is next and he asks for a Fraggle-Stick car, which confuses Willie and Marcus. The Kid gets off the bus and Skateboard Bully throws an aluminum can at his head while Watching Boys follow along. The Kid is eventually next in line to see Willie. He pulls on Willie's beard and Willie tells him he lost his hair from having sex with an unclean woman. The Kid keeps on asking questions and Willie tells Marcus to get him away from him.
After work Willie goes to The Brass Monkey bar where he sees Hindustani Troublemaker staring at him. Sue walks over to Willie and pours him another drink and makes conversation with him. They have sex in Willie's car and after Sue leaves, Hindustani Troublemaker runs up to Willie and pushes him. He then grabs Willie and tries to sexually assault him, but Willie is saved by The Kid. Willie drives The Kid home and while they are driving there, The Kid constantly asks Willie questions about the North Pole and reindeer. Willie asks The Kid if his parents are home and finds out, The Kid only lives with his Grandma. They go inside after Willie puts on a ski mask and Grandma confuses The Kid for his father, Roger Merman. Willie realizes she has dementia and then steals from the family safe and leaves in the family car. While Chipeska is walking through the women's big and tall he hears Willie having sex with a customer in the changing room.