Bad Santa (2003)
A Santa and Elf team of con artists move from city to city robbing businesses on Christmas day.
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Characters/Groups
Hindustani Troublemaker - Ajay Naidu
Milwaukee Mother - Lorna Scott
Milwaukee Boy - Harrison Bieker
Milwaukee Mom with Photo - Alex Borstein
Drum Set Girl - Alexandra Korhan
Milwaukee Bratty Kid - Dylan Charles
Milwaukee Security Guard - Billy Gardell
Milwaukee Bartender - Lisa Ross
Miami Bartender - Bryan Callen
Big Booty Woman - Grace Calderon
Photo Elf - Christine Pichardo
Nintendo Deer Hunter 3 Boy - Bucky Dominick
Fraggle-Stick Boy - Hayden Bromberg
Skateboard Bully - Max Van Ville
Woman in Food Court - Hallie Singleton
Watching Boys - Cody Strauch and Marshall Dvorin
Phoenix Security Guard - Curtis Taylor
Police Chief - Sheriff John Bunnell
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Detailed Synopsis
While sitting at a bar in Milwaukee, Willie (Bad Santa)|Willie narrates all the bad things that have gone on during his life. He then walks out of the bar and vomits in the alley. Milwaukee Mother and Milwaukee Boy ride the mall escalator to the Santa display and Milwaukee Boy exclaims in wonder. Marcus hands a printed photo to Milwaukee Mom with Photo, which shows Willie staring at the ground and her daughter staring off to the side, and Milwaukee Mom with Photo declines to buy more copies. Drum Set Girl tells Willie she wants a drum set for Christmas. Milwaukee Bratty Kid is next and tells Willie, he isn't the real Santa, and Willie bumps him off his lap. After the last kid is done, Marcus walks over to Willie and notices Willie peed himself. Milwaukee Security Guard says goodbye to the departing shoppers and employees, but stops Willie as he is trying to leave. He tells Willie his pants look baggy and insinuates Willie is using them to hide something, but Willie insults him and walks out. Milwaukee Security Guard initiates the mall store alarm system and a timer starts. Marcus, who was hiding as a snowman in the Christmas display runs to the alarm and turns it off. He opens the back door and lets Willie in and Willie starts breaking into the safe while Marcus grabs items from the store based off of a list he has. Willie gets the safe open and they gather the money and get into a van driven by Lois and drive away. Willie and Marcus go to a bar and Willie buys Marcus a shot from Milwaukee Bartender. Marcus tells Willie he is taking longer to break open the safes and Willie tells him he is going to retire and buy a bar on the beach in Miami. Marcus doesn't believe him and tells Willie, he is just going to drink his money away.
Several months later at Miami Beach, Willie is standing behind a bar cutting limes. Miami Bartender walks up to him and tells him to get away from behind his bar, Willie chugs a shot and curses at Miami Bartender and Miami Bartender physically throws him out of the bar. Willie then eats a corn dog and watches a female volleyball game. His alarm goes off at 11:15 and he throws it into his apartment wall and chugs the remainder of a beer. He walks up to a valet booth and steals a bunch of keys. He presses the clickers on the key rings and then steals a Jaguar and drives to the address on the vehicle registration card. He eats and drinks from the fridge in the house and then steals money from the safe. He goes to a strip joint and picks up a waitress and brings her home. Willie listens to his phone messages and gets one from Marcus, who tells him to meet him in Phoenix.
Several days later, in Phoenix, Arizona, walk to their first day of work. Harrison angrily takes the mall escalator down as Bob Chipeska explains to him why he was fired and replaced with Willie and Marcus. Harrison calls Willie and Marcus hacks and Bob introduces himself to them. As Big Booty Woman walks by, Willie stares intently at her butt. Willie overhears Bob talk about their performance and accuses him of talking about his genitalia. Marcus is forced to try and smooth things over and blames Willie's comments on low blood sugar. Bob goes to Gin and tells him what Willie said and mentions Marcus.