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Revision as of 15:11, 20 January 2020
College baseball players enjoy life before starting the semester.
Genre
Characters/Groups
Sorority Girl 1 - Courtney Taylor
Sorority Girl 2 - Taylor Murphy
Cute Coed 1 - Christina Burdette
Beverly's Roommate - Sophia Ali
Sound Machine Doorman - Ernest James
Sound Machine Manager - E. Jason Liebrecht
Sound Machine Bartender - Justin Alexio
Country Girl 2 - Adriene Mishler
Guaranteed Wholesome DJ - Beau Smith
Punk Band Member 1 - Mike Wiebe
Punk Band Member 2 - Fadi El-Assad
Punk Band Member 3 - Ian Walling
Punk Band Member 4 - Robert Marchant
Punk Band Member 5 - Ian MacDougall
Mud Wrestling Champ - Jenna Marie Saab
Mud Wrestling Opponent - Lauren Hale
Astrology Girl - Jessi Mechler
Oz Party Girl - Katherine Sutton
Oz Party Girl 2 - Blaire Clause
The Mad Hatter - Devine Bonnee
The Queen of Hearts - Kaleb King
Cat in Refridgerator - Charlie
Jolly Fox Patron - Myself
Character thumbnails with links to profiles
Detailed Synopsis
Thursday, August 28, 1980 at 4:06 pm, Jake (EWS!!)|Jake drives through campus checking out the college girls before heading to the team house. He sees Jay (EWS!!)|Jay using hand grips to exercise. Jake walks inside and finds a hose going to the second floor, a fridge of beer, an empty bottle of Miracle Whip and bread and bologna and a creaking ceiling. Roper (EWS!!)|Roper and McReynolds run down the stairs and tell Jake to turn the hose off. After turning the hose off, Jake introduces himself and McReynolds tells him his dislike for pitchers after finding out Jake is a pitcher. Jake walks upstairs and hears Willoughby and Finnegan talking about the logic of McReynolds and his desire to have a water bed. Jake introduces himself to Finnegan and Willoughby and then Plummer (EWS!!)|Plummer. Jake is almost punched by Dale who then shows him to his room after introducing him to Beuter. As Jake, Roper, Finnegan, Plummer and Dale are driving to the Jolly Fox they honk at Sorority Girl 1 and Sorority Girl 2, and Sorority Girl 2 tells them to fuck off and Sorority Girl 1 flicks them off. They drive up to Cute Coed 1 and Roper invites her to the baseball house later for a party. They drive up to Beverly's Roommate and Roper invites her to the party, but is shot down, Finnegan tries next and is also shot down by Beverly's Roommate. He tries hitting on Beverly and she leans into the car and says she prefers Jake, the quiet one. Before heading out, Jake makes a note which apartment Beverly goes inside. They go into the Jolly Fox and as they are drinking, Nesbit, Brumley and Coma walk in and they introduce themselves to Jake. They talk about who the weirdos of the team are and then make fun of Brumley's mustache. At the team meeting Coach Gordan introduces the freshman and transfer players. Coach Gordan then tells them the rules for the houses they are staying in, including no alcohol and no girls in the rooms. After the meeting, Finnegan, Roper, Dale, Jake and Plummer go to the Sound Machine club where they greet the Sound Machine Doorman, who lets them in without cover after the Sound Machine Manager tells him to let them in. They meet the rest of the team in the club and Roper tells the freshman to go to a particular Sound Machine Bartender to get free beer. Roper makes motions to Angie (EWS!!)|Angie and she and her friends walk over including Elaine and Suzi. They dance while McReynolds has shots with McReynolds Girl and her friends. Dale points out to Jake how Finnegan brings up having average genitals with women in order to get the idea of his genitals in their head. Jake sees Val and Michelle (EWS!!)|Michelle staring at him and Dale and go over to talk with them. They all eventually end up at the baseball house. Jake goes to his room to make sure it is empty and finds Beuter in it with two friends. Beuter refuses to leave and Jake and Val are forced to have sex in his car.
The next day, Beuter tells the team he is leaving for the weekend and his girlfriend might be pregnant and they give him a hard time and make a bet on if his girlfriend is in his family tree. The next day during class registration, Plummer asks Finnegan what courses he should take and Jake sees Beverly. Nesbit bets McReynolds he can't cut a baseball in half by swinging an ax like a bat, and then triples the bet after McReynolds does it on his first swing. While playing Space Invaders, Jake teaches Dale and Plummer that the bottom row of aliens don't shoot lasers at your ship. The team goes to the Sound Machine and Jay starts bragging about how fast his pitches are and how many offers he received from colleges. Jake sees Val dancing with a football player named Thompson. Jay demands a screw driver from the Sound Machine Bartender and he and the Sound Machine Bartender get in a fight and the team is kicked out of the bar. They decide to go to a country bar and tell Jay he can't come with them. They change clothes and Willoughby tells Jake he should embrace his inner weirdness. Country Girl 1 asks if they are all on the baseball team and when Finnegan says he is studying to be a cunnilingus, Country Girl 2 asks what that is. The Guaranteed Wholesome DJ announces to the crowd he is about to play Cotton Eyed Joe and the team gets up and dances.
On Saturday afternoon, Jake beats McReynolds in ping pong, which enrages McReynolds. Willoughby, Jake, Plummer and Dale smoke weed and Willoughby tells them the important thing is finding out who they are and humans used to be telepathic. They try telepathy, but they all fail to guess what Willoughby is thinking about. Brumley challenges Nesbit to a knuckles competition and Jake asks Finnegan if he noticed that everything the team does together is a competition and Finnegan tells him that is why they are a championship team, because of their competitive nature and addiction to winning. Brumley beats Nesbit and next is challenged by Coma. As Jake, Finnegan, Plummer and Coma are walking, Justin calls out to Jake. Justin invites them into the house he is staying at and tells Jake his new ideology of fuck it and who cares. Justin invites them to watch a show